LOL! Do we live in the same building? My sister and I have the same running joke about the woman who lives upstairs. First the vacuuming, then the nightly visitor for jackrabbit sex. I think it’s always the same guy though. She’s a really loud moaner and he’s completely silent. As soon as it’s over he gets up and stomps off somewhere, my guess is the bathroom. It sounds like she’s enjoying herself, but WOW. It’s much more information I ever need to know about someone I only greet at the mailbox.